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These files will need to be downloaded into your system's "Media" directory to work properly with most mail programs.

For example on Windows 95/98/Me, download the files to C:\Windows\Media
for Windows NT, download the files to C:\WINNT\Media

Monty Python
Television Favourites
Monty Python - ping.wav
"Meaning of Life"

AH! I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping'
Barbera Eden - New Mail Master.wav
"I dream of Jeanie"

Master - I Have Mail for you


bastards.wav
"Life of Brian"
You Bastards! You vicious heartless Bastards!
bugs-new letter.wav
"Loony Tunes"

What's this? A letter! Form Me!

black_knight.wav
"Holy Grail"

Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left - Yes I have it's only a flesh wound!
Tim Allen - aarug.wav
"Home Improvement"

Auuruggh

burn_witches.wav
"Holy Grail"
Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Burn!Burn, burn them up! And what do you burn apart from witches? More witches! Wood! So, why do witches burn? B -... 'cause they're made of wood...? Good!
Oh My God.wav
"Drew Carey"

Oh My God!

blow_nose.wav
"Holy Grail"

I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.
Blues Clues - We Just got a letter.wav
"Blues Clues"

We just got a letter,
We just got a letter,
We just got a letter,
Wonder who it's from?

hamster.wav
"Holy Grail"

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
attitude.wav
Don't give me that attitude - I got one of my own...

taunt.wav
"Holy Grail"

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
obeyme.wav
"Drew Carey"

Oh My God!

colectiv.wav
"Holy Grail"

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
mailz_in.wav
"Adams Family"

Mail's In

dishonor.wav
"The Simpsons"

It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god. But OK!

Movie Favourites
doh.wav
"The Simpsons"

Doh!

Jim Carey - alrighty.wav
"Ace Ventura"

Alrighty then
wahoo3.wav
"The Simpsons"

Wahoo!

Meg Ryan - You've got mail.wav
"You've got mail"

Three little words - You've got mail
anykey.wav
"The Simpsons"

To Start press the any key, Where's the Any key?

toto.wav
"Wizard of Oz"

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Homermail.wav
"The Simpsons"

The mail! The mail is here! Ooh
Tom Hanks - Apollo 13 problem.wav
"Apollo 13"

Houston. We have a problem!
whatthe.wav
"The Simpsons"

What the hell was that?

mhaha.wav
"Bugs Bunny"

Mhahahaha

     
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